A Short Post On Midgets
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Date: 2005-08-08, 2:09PM
Looking for a sticky midget who doesn't drink or smoke, and has had their shots. Must be Catholic and not afraid of water. Yodling is a plus. Serious inquiries only.
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I am most curious what exactly makes said midget sticky?
More proof that I am on the wrong planet.
Will Trade a Turkey Slicer for One Sticky Midget
Reply to: anon-89738807@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-08-08, 2:09PM
Looking for a sticky midget who doesn't drink or smoke, and has had their shots. Must be Catholic and not afraid of water. Yodling is a plus. Serious inquiries only.
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I am most curious what exactly makes said midget sticky?
More proof that I am on the wrong planet.
posted by Knina at 4:12 PM
2 Comments:
Thanks guys. I'm glad I'm not the only one worried about the stick factor.
Poison:
Yeah, I was trying to be nice, but what an assinine comment. I've been reading blogs over at blog explosion. Honestly, between the ones written by an animal, the knee reconstructions, the odes to bratty chldren & letters to dead relatives Im so not feeling self obsessed. Not to mention I think my blog is still gaining an identity.
Oompa Loompas get sticky from working at Willy Wonka's factory.